I live in the store room of a pub in London, called The Boogaloo.
During the day I work as a junior copywriter, in an advertising agency in Soho. At night I drink gin and read fiction aimed at 14 year olds.
I started this blog so I could look back on my life in years to come, but then lot’s of people started reading it. You’re one of them, hello.
If I had to describe myself I would say that I’m hilarious, mesmerising and a total catch, but that’s because I’m a nob.
My friends would say I bleach my hair too much, am bad at listening and live in London.
I have Twitter because I like to stalk really hot celebs @crothh
If you’d like to contact me, sling us an email: firstname.lastname@example.org